Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Our Monthy Billionaire Happy Hours and Meetings, Darling!

Please realize that we are a satirical organization. That means we are not really Billionaires nor are we really for Bush. But it is ever so much fun to pretend!

When: Newcomer's Meeting from 6:00 - 6:30 pm, Happy Hour from 6:30 - 7:30 pm, Meeting from 7:30 - 8:30 pm; last Wednesday of each month (August 29th, September 26th, November 28th). There are a few exceptions: this year we will be meeting on Ocober 24th instead of the 31rst and there will be no meeting in December.
Where: Clarke's Restaurant, 21 Merchants Row, Boston (near Quincy Market). If we are not at Clarke's, go to the Bertucci's across the street and ask for the Billionaires!
Why: To have cocktails with other Billionaires and to plan our Actions, darling!

Our newcomer's meeting, hosted by Dee Foress and Austin Tayshun, will orient new Billionaires to the joys of 'vast wealth' and answer their questions about the organization. Our Happy Hour is a chance for new and experienced Billionaires to mingle and socialize. And our meetings will help us plan our glamorous actions. Kindly bring money for your favorite libation and dish so the pub can make some money.

To get there, use mapquest. com or similar service for driving or walking directions. Closest parking is on the street (mind the "Resident Permit Parking" signs!) and the Government Center garage.

Or go deep undercover and use to get directions via the T. Closest T stations are Haymarket on the Orange and Green Lines, Government Center on the Green Line and State on the Orange and Blue Lines.

When you get to Quincy Market, walk to the area between Faneuil Hall and Quincy Market, face Quincy Market and turn to your right. Walk past the South Market and you will see Merchants Row, a street which makes a right angle. Clarke's is the pub on the inside of the bend - there is a small stained-glass sign over the door.

We meet in the back room (go around the bar and through the passageway to the right as if you are going to the bathrooms. We usually meet in the area to the left of the stairs, but look for the 'Billionaires For Bush' sign). If we are not there, go to the Bertucci's across the street and ask for the Billionaires (Clarke's has been known to double-book the back room...)

Kindly dress as an angry liberal so you can further increase the security of the entire Billionaire class!

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