Saturday, December 03, 2005

Rich Oilman Bribes Candidate for Governor!

Dick Blackwell initiates the first step in ownership of a politician: buy them before they get elected! Here, he discusses the finer points of our investments in legislation with Deval Patrick after slipping him a billion dollar bill. So, if our darling Mitt doesn't run for re-election, we have the alternatives already sewn up! (And we all know that Mitt is unhappy being a mere Governor. Why else is he giving all those speeches nationwide?).

Disclaimer: billion dollar bills have no monetary value. We pass them out to everybody, so giving Mr. Patrick one hardly constitutes a bribe. We do hope it made him laugh, however!

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