Billionaires Celebrate Their Love For Georgie!

Austin and Dee Foress Tayshun spend a romantic evening celebrating their love for each other and their love of the Bush and Romney Administrations! And why not? The Georgie has given us unparelled tax-cuts, no-bid contracts, access to decision-makers and so much more!

Are These Signs Really Tasteless??!?

Avery Damon Penny and Bitsy Bauble are really just declaring their love for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Why did people keep telling them their signs were tasteless?? But even so, these glamourous Billionaires can afford to be as tacky as they wish! Ah! The pleasures of vast wealth!

Also attending the event were Ivana Moore-Enmoore and Buck Ets'ocash, who actually managed to sound happy as he leafletted! Good job, Buck!

Leftie Author Defaces Billion-Dollar Bill!

Avery Damon Penny, dressed in his favorite design student disguise, attended a lecture by noted author Barbara Ehrenreich and then confronted her with his true identity afterward. Rather than being awed and dismayed by his vast wealth, she snatched a billion dollar bill from him and defaced it with her signature!

Her audacity was staggering, but what else may we expect from somebody who worked in menial jobs merely in order to write a book about the experience? Avery is now even more determined to make sure we Billionaires continue to reign supreme!

The Second Line Social Aid and Pleasure Society Do Their Best to Drown Out George!

World Can't Wait (a non-Billionaire organization which doesn't respect our Georgie at all) set up protests around the country where protestors symbolically drowned out our Georgie's State of the Union (SOTU) address by making noise! Boston's largest protest was organized by the Second Line Social Aid and Pleasure Society Brass Band, which tried to drown Dubya out with great tunes!

Boston Billionaires attended this protest to protect Dubya's free speech rights and restore order with the sheer power of our glamour! After all, the SOTU is when he announces new initiatives which help Billionaires and other super-mega-ultra rich people!

And we succeeded! After an hour or so of playing (and dedicating a tune to us!), the band marched back to whence they came muttering about the effect of the "cold" on their "instruments". But we know it was us!

Billionaires Work to Restore Order at SOTU Address Protest!

Here, Austin Tayshun, Wanda Fortune and Lize Tooyou enjoy the music and let the common folk know that we support our Bush (Lize came back from the slopes in Gstaad just for this event, darling!). Austin's was the best line of the evening: when told by Dan the Bagel Man that the protest had been organized by Maoists, Austin replied, "Maoists??! But we are Monarchists!!!!" Huzzah to Austin!

Oh! The Glamour!

Bitsy Bauble helps Dee Foress Tayshun hold up the Billionaires for Bush banner while they enjoy the Boston Chapter's new theme song, "Get Your Funk On"!