Thursday, February 09, 2006

Leftie Author Defaces Billion-Dollar Bill!

Avery Damon Penny, dressed in his favorite design student disguise, attended a lecture by noted author Barbara Ehrenreich and then confronted her with his true identity afterward. Rather than being awed and dismayed by his vast wealth, she snatched a billion dollar bill from him and defaced it with her signature!

Her audacity was staggering, but what else may we expect from somebody who worked in menial jobs merely in order to write a book about the experience? Avery is now even more determined to make sure we Billionaires continue to reign supreme!

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