Saturday, April 29, 2006

This Patriotic American Adds To Our Oil Profits!

We were absolutely thrilled to see one delegate arrive in the ultimate in gaz-guzzling... er... luxury refinement. So many of the delegates were driving energy-efficient cars that we were beginning to despair of ever having yet another quarter of record oil profits!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore rewarded the driver with a Billion dollar bill and thanked him for adding value to her investment portfolio!

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