Boston-Metro Chapter of Billionaires For Bush Now Appearing As Billionaires for WealthCare

Boston Billionaires for WealthCare Sought!

2009-10-11T14:32:00.003-04:00

Yes, one is ooking for a few good billionaires.

AND ---one is seeking a fabulous Richly Upholstered Chair for Boston-Metro Billionaires for WealthCare, because one really cannot be expected to limo up from Hyannisport on a regular basis, can one?

One must step up to the plate. One means, by this, you.

Grab a tux, grab a tiara. Print some signs. And voila!

One will then be ready to lend one's countenance to a teabagger party, or to counter-protest those socialist medicine persons.

Don't wait!

RSVP a moi, at once!

Fight Socialism: End Medicare NOW

2009-10-11T14:22:00.000-04:00

Boston-Metro Billionaires for Bush Become Billionaires for WealthCare!!

2009-09-21T16:15:00.000-04:00

Once again, we wealthy ones are called to action -- we need WealthCare, not healthcare!!

Recruiting NOW for Billionaires for WealthCare!

The rich shall rise again!!!

Open Thread for Billionaires for WealthCare Organizational Mode

2009-09-21T14:00:00.000-04:00

Have at it, darlings!!

Let's go out and tell the world we want everything to remain just as it is! Oh, except for privatizing everything -- for a change!!

Organize away!

Boston Billionaires on Hiatus; Looking for New Leadership

2007-09-27T12:34:00.000-04:00

Darling,

Heavy is the head which wears the tiara, and my social obligations have grown to such an extent that it is impossible for moi to continue to lead the Boston Chapter.

If you are interested in herding cats... er... guiding the glamorous, then kindly contact moi at doodle-bean@hotmail.com

If you wish to see what is taking me away from the Billionaires, kindly visit any or all of the following:

Doodle Bean
Little Green Fascists
A Gathering of Bird Brains

Toodles!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore

We Defend Bush and Putin in Kennebunkport, Maine!

2007-07-02T19:58:00.000-04:00

A true friend of the super-mega-ultra wealthy visited another of our friends in tony Kennebunkport, Maine on Sunday and we were there! The occasion was a casual holiday for Vladimir Putin (responsible for the best cronyism we've ever seen) at the Bush Family compound. And would those ordinary Americans let our Vlad and our Georgie hang out and fish? No! They staged a protest! Shame on them!

Fortunately, the Boston Billionaires were there to keep things fair and balanced.

Boston Billionaires dominate the entire planet at the protest rally. (Left to right: Dee Forress Tayshun, Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Austin Tayshun).

Some of the protesters tried to match our glamour, but failed miserably!

After the rally, the protesters were planning on marching down Ocean Street to the Bush Family compound. Billionaires drove around to a point in order to intercept them. Sadly, security forces forced us to stroll to the march route. Never fear, once we got there, Ivana Moore-Enmoore bravely jumped in front of the marchers to proclaim, "Bush is Innocent!".

Two more photos are here and here.

UPDATE: We got a tiny snip of press coverage! And here is what they wrote, "One woman donned a red gown, tiara and pearls to impersonate a "billionaire for Bush" and some protesters pulled a wooden coffin with a statue of liberty inside it."

I suppose that is all right, but that is 'Billionaire for Bush' to you, mister!

High Crimes and Misdemeanors at Faneuil Hall!

2007-04-28T20:03:00.000-04:00

Our day at Faneuil Hall started out very well. The Tayshuns, Ascencia N. Titlement and Porsche DeCosta Lotta-Dough shared a few laughs with our Georgie (background) in our richly appointed pavilion...

...Ascencia flirted with D'Oyle Fields (or was it the other way around?)...

Porsche bribed a cop...

...and D'Oyle gracefully forced a mime to kiss his shoes!

Suddenly, things took a distinct turn for the worse! A Veteran for Peace 'conned' Dee Foress and Austin Tayshun out of a Billion dollar bill, only to try to do the same thing with Porsche seconds later (take a look at his face in that second photo. He is so-oo-oo busted!)!

Then, an everyday American tried to steal our money right from our Georgie's feet seconds after Austin Tayshun turned his back!!

But the worse was to come! A town crier rang his annoyingly loud bell and announced that 'the people' would try our Georgie and our Dick for 'high crimes and misdemeanors' in a citizens' impeachment! We were outraged!

Scary-looking Revolutionary Guards pushed through the crowd with Georgie and Dick!

They called our guys 'prisoners' and forced them to listen to charges against them! Horror!!

A 'judged' presided over the 'impeachment' and 'trial' but refused to allow us to speak up for our boys! And look at the impenetrable wall of Raging Grannies behind the judge. That kind of thing is intimidation!

Nevertheless, we Billionaires did our best to prevent the impeachment, chanting, "Bush is Innocent!" and "Cheney is Innocent!" We yelled "Nay!" when we could finally vote, but there were simply too many great unwashed middle classes against us -- it was all to no avail.

Our boys were impeached, 'convicted' and stripped of their crowns in a most humilating fashion!

They were then led to 'prison' where they joined our Rummy and our Condi. Hey! When were Rummy and Condi convicted?!?! And that kid has Dick's crown -- that can't be right!

Is it really so easy for the people to triumph over us? Stay tuned...

UPDATE: One of the attendees documented our efforts to support our boys! Thank you, darling!

UPDATE: Here is a photo of our fantastic crew voting "Nay!". But, without recourse to 'campaign contributions' and 'charitable donations', we really had no hope of prevailing. How sad.

Hotel Workers Win! 'Outrage'!!

2007-04-26T12:53:00.000-04:00

Hotel workers reached a historic agreement with three luxury hotels
early Tuesday afternoon. The contract is settled. Management caved. It is a sad, sad day for Boston's luxury hotels when they are forced to pay a living wage to their workers.

All of the rebellious workers' demands were met -- and then some. This is a very bad precedent for the wealthy since now they may need to pay more for their luxuries! For some reason, the union thanked us Billionaires for our assistance and have invited us to a celebratory party this weekend (time and date TBA; check the event listing above).

They write,

Thank you for all of your support and work in this contract campaign! The threat of a boycott was incredibly valuable to our campaign. Your ideas, phone banking, research, delegations, and sit-in participation were absolutely key to us pulling off the victory . We will let you know when a celebration is planned and hope that you all will attend...

But what did we do?!? We just paid one little visit to the Park Plaza to buck up management when the union was held at bay because of an injunction! That isn't so much, is it?

Oh wait, Jobs With Justice says our visit worked since management realized that even if they kept the workers away from the hotels, other people would still be able to take action. Hmmmmmm... Good to know for the future!

Billionaires At the Park Plaza Hotel!

2007-04-09T20:46:00.000-04:00

Although we often stay at the Park Plaza Hotel for kicks, we paid a special visit this evening because obstreperous workers of the hotel are threatening to strike! It seems that the rabble wishes the company which owns the hotel, Starwood, to pay its Boston workers about the same as workers at Starwood hotels in other cities. They are also asking the company to provide them with a pension plan. Porsche DeCosta Lotta-Dough and D'Oyle Fields ask, "What for? So they can retire instead of working until they drop?!"

Currently, management personnel are training to be replacements for the workers if they strike. Porsche presented the General Manager, Mickey Schneider, with a document of support for this strategy. After all, we wouldn't want the service to decline or anything horrible such as that! Mickey was quite gracious and assured us that negotiations would work out just fine. We certainly hope so. What ever would we do with mintless pillows?!

After shoring up management, D'Oyle and Porsche tried to break down the door to one of the strike trailers cluttering up the vista. Those inconsiderate workers had not only parked this trailer within sight of the hotel, but then plastered it with gaudy posters.

The posters read, "Unite Here!". We believe that is just wrong!

Billionaires Under Survellience?!?!

2007-03-26T15:43:00.000-04:00

Sunday's New York Times brought us the distressing news that the NYPD 'Intelligence Division' lumped the Billionaires in with other activist groups protesting against the RNC in 2004! Does that seem right to you? Those other groups probably don't even own tuxedos, pearls and martini glasses!

If you click the link, kindly avert your eyes from the very large photo of Monet Oliver DePlace dressed as an ordinary activist! It's downright scandalous!!!! Here is a much more glamorous photo of our dear Monet:

For the official Billionaire reaction, kindly go here.

Billionaires For Bush's War!

2007-03-25T19:02:00.001-04:00

Boston Billionaires 'counter-protested' at the very large anti-war rally on Boston Common yesterday. We leafletted, talked to the hoi polloi, and offered to exchange blood for oil (they give us blood, we give them oil). Some even 'harassed' the peace marchers. We just wanted to provide some 'fairness', 'balance' and truthiness to the event. And provide them we did!

Here, the Billionaires struggle to set up our richly appointed pavilion. It is ever so vexing that we cannot force our servants to work on a Saturday! How is it again that one works velcro?

Once the pavilion was set up, Austin Tayshun relaxed with a martini and several billions while D'Oyle Fields, the Butcher of Cambridge, eagerly awaits victims... er... donors in our Blood For Oil project (they give us their blood and we give them a jar of oil). Sadly, there were no takers!

Meanwhile, Dee Foress Tayshun shows off her lovely gams while Avery Damon Penny refreshes our exchequer.

We had many visitors to our pavilion, including the Legal Observer to the left. That insane radical leftist volunteer was harassing Ivana by talking about free speech and civil rights cases. Ivana was just opening her mouth to defend herself and the Billionaires, when the two Northeastern College Republicans sprang to her defense! "Where is the permit for this rally?" the one in the Marines tee-shirt demanded of the observers, who could only reply weakly that the organizers of the rally had the permit. This wasn't good enough for the brave young Yellow Elephant, who drove them away from the Billionaires' tent.

Another welcome visitor was our Georgie himself, here dressed in his alternative identity as the Caped Crusader! Di Bold shows her love:

Through it all, Ivana sat patiently, keeping her 'enemies list' (holding her hands so she didn't snatch away Dee Foress' martini) :

And we leave you with one final shot of D'Oyle Fields. Should we be concerned that he seemed to want blood so much?

...I suppose not. The blood of ordinary Americans is ever so profitable!

Billionaires Surge for the War!

2007-03-11T16:27:00.000-04:00

Martha's Vineyard Transfer (MVT) is the Boston Billionaires fabulous new performance group and they fought back against an attempted peace surge by the Stop the Wars Coalition. The occasion was a fundraiser for the March 24th "Peace and Justice Fair" (see above).

Here, MVT Maestro Lee Vemhangen relaxes with Anita Stockson-Bonds in our richly appointed dressing room:

It not quite certain what Avery Damon-Penny is doing here, but we shall never question the pre-performance rituals of our Billionaires -- they can afford to be as eccentric as they wish!

Billionaires Perform To Raise Consciousness!

2007-01-21T21:34:00.000-05:00

Billionaires attended a fundraiser sponsored by a rabidly Billionaire-unfriendly radio program called Radio With A View. We simply wanted our voices heard. Is that so wrong?

Gallant Billionaires Liza Tooyou, Lee Vemhangen, Anita Stockson-Bonds and Avery Damon Penny even stormed the stage to present the Billionaire point of view in song and dialogue. Here, they discuss the awful changes liable to effect us now that Democrats control the House and Senate:

Here, they talk about oil, everybody's favorite petroleum product:

They sing about our favorite record-breaking corporation, Exxon:

And finish with a rousing paen to the wars which keep us wealthy!

Sylvie Spoon was entranced -- although whether it's by the performance or her martini is hard to tell!

The show will be aired on WMBR on Sunday, January 28th at 10:00 am, so tune to 88.1 FM to hear the Billionaires, George Shrub the Singing CIA Agent, Kip Tiernan, Baratunde Thurston and Jim Infantino. Also, we fixed the Chutzpah Awards, but we won't tell you who won!

UPDATE: You may also hear the program by going to WMBR's archives and scrolling down to "Radio With A View" for January 28th, 2007. "Radio With A View" starts at about 5:00. The Billionaires' section of the program begins around 39:28.

Boston Billionaires at Governor Deval Patrick's Inauguration!

2007-01-05T22:10:00.000-05:00

Sure, Deval Patrick has worked for some of our finest corporations -- Coca-Cola, Ameriquest, Texaco -- yet we wondered how his policies would effect Billionaires in Massachusetts. After all, he worked for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund and headed Bill Clinton's Civil Rights Division. We wondered if he really had the guts to screw the little guy in order to further the interests of the super-mega-ultra wealthy. In an effort to find out, we attended his Inauguration:

For the first time ever, the Inauguration was held outside so more citizens could attend. That move in itself was worrying. If our government isn't exclusive, will there be room for Billionaires and our cash? At first, the ordinary citizens of Massachusetts we encountered seemed to be enthusiastic about our cause. They took our photos, for example:

Then, the crowd turned ugly. Two women crossed their arms threateningly! A couple cast scornful looks at Dee Foress Tayshun's mink stole! A man scowled! They didn't seem to appreciate the Billionaires at all! It looked as if incivility would break out at any moment:

Dee Foress and Austin Tayshun were frightened and clung to each other for safety as glad cries of "Romney is gone!" rippled through the crowd:

The tension became so great, that Ivana Moore-Enmoore pleaded for assistance from one of the Inauguration volunteers. He pocketed our leaflet and cash and shepherded us three to the reception line in order to meet the new Governor:

Photo by Dee Foress Tayshun. Thank you, darling!

We thought we would be safe in the State House, swarming as it was with State Troopers and members of the Ancient and Honorable Artillary Company. Sadly, we were wrong! The reception line became an hours-long ordeal.

First, no staffers accepted our bribes to let us go to the head of the line. It was an outrage!

Second, we had to stand with the hoi-polloi and wait our turn! More outrage!

Third, it looked like the Governor would leave for his next event before he even met us! What a disaster!

At the end, staffers announced that we would be able to meet the Governor, but no photographs would be allowed! Despair tightly held our hearts like a vise-grip, but we soldiered on.

Finally, Ivana met the Governor and quickly pleaded with him to remember us Billionaires, the most oppressed minority in Massachusetts and in the Nation! Austin and Dee Foress issued a similar plea to Lt. Governor Tim Murray.

With our mission accomplished, we could finally relax (note the Governor over Austin's right shoulder):

Photo by Dee Foress Tayshun.

After we calmed down and stopped cackling insanely, we were swarmed by reporters, who took down our words of hope: "Let our gardeners take care of the grassroots!"

We can only hope now that the Governor remembers us and honors our investments in Legislation! Well, and we can continue to fund our lobbyists!

Billionaires Finally Mourn the Election Results!

2006-12-09T13:23:00.000-05:00

Austin Tayshun and Ivana Moore-Enmoore. Not pictured: Lee Vemhangen and
Dee Foress Tayshun. Photo by Dee Foress. Thank you, darling!

Billionaires for Bush held a candlelight vigil at Park Street Station to mourn the loss of our heroic Republican leadership. We asked commuters to please help us remember the Republican leaders who have gone before the voters, and have been found wanting for some unknown reason. Sadly, most of those selfish commuters just laughed at us!

Let us remember the fallen:
Jim Talent (MO)----------- Thanks a lot Rush!
Mike DeWine (OH)--------- Time to sue Diebold.
Rick Santorum (PA)------- Who let the dogs out?
George Allen (VA)--------- He got ‘macaca’d’.
Dick Pombo (CA) ---------- Can always go back to doing porn films.
Chris Chocola (IN)---------- Down for the count.
Conrad Burns (MT) -------- Now can get "knee-walking drunk" without media attention.
Tom Delay (TX) ----------- Already had resigned, so what did you expect?
Donald Rumsfeld (DOD) -- Now staying the (golf) course.
John Bolton (UN) ---------- I guess they thought the U.N. building didn’t need him.

And lament those who have now taken over:
Sheldon Whitehouse (RI) ---- Who?
James D. “Jim”... (VA) -------- His full name wasn't even on the ballot!!
Claire McCaskill (MO) --------- If only stem cells could talk.
Deval Patrick (MA) Gov ------- Locked up the prisoner vote.
Jon Tester (MT) ----------------- Missing three fingers? Cool!
Nancy and Teddy and Harry -- Oh, My!

What will we do now?
The same thing we’ve always done! Lobby, lobby, lobby! But it will cost more this time.

[most of this text is from the flier written by Lee Vemhangen. Thank you, darling!]

Our Second Annual Thanksgetting Dinner!

2006-11-19T13:12:00.000-05:00

Thanksgetting Dinner is an opportunity for Billionaires to relax and reflect happily on all which we have received from our investments in legislation over the past year. As we entered the humble dwelling in which Austin Tayshun was raised, we were greeted by Dee Foress Tayshun with her potato masher sceptor! For some reason, the Tayshuns have preserved this rough-hewn cabin on the side of their fabulous manse. We say there is no profit in sentimentality and history!

The kitchen was a bustle of activity as Dee instructed her servants, Babette and Daniel, to make gravy, cook vegetables and show us the appropriate deference. That last point was lost on Daniel.

Avery Damon Penny was so thrilled to have clear-cutting opportunities in the vicinity that he showed off his business card. His advice: Cut 'em all down, pave it over and build a Wal-Mart!

At last dinner was ready and the greedy Billionaires dug in. Hey! Why is Daniel sitting down?!

Sadly, the normal boundaries between servant and ~~owner~~ employer broke down and Daniel ended up at the head of the table behaving very strangely. Something about poor eyesight and no health plan to cover the eye exam -- none of our concern!

Photo by Avery Damon Penny. Thank you, darling!

After dinner entertainment was provided by Lee Vemhangen playing the theme from "Jaws" on the pitch pipe. His wife Lisa is simply enthralled.

After dinner, the Billionaires perambulated around the grounds. Here, Avery explains exactly how much money the Tayshuns could make from clear-cutting their wooded property.

More profit-making opportunities could be viewed from a bridge over the millstream on the Tayshun's property. The hillside behind them is simply covered with rhododendrons which could be dug up for sale to landscaping companies and nurseries. And the 18th century dam could easily be ~~retrofitted~~ replaced with a modern dam to generate hydroelectric power. It's just old and decrepit anyway.

Ivana Moore-Enmoore lectures her ward, Toni, on the value of scenic landscapes such as the restored colonial sawmill behind them -- use them as photo backdrops!

Let noone say that the Billionaires care nothing for historical value! Here, they document the unique dry-laid foundation (the tallest on record) of the old sawmill before they flood it out of existence! Who cares that it dates from around 1740 except for a bunch of historians?

Left to right: Liza Tooyou, Lee Vemhangen, Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Avery Damon Penny, Dee Foress Tayshun, Austin Tayshun. This and two previous photos by Babette. Thank you, darling!

As our walk concludes, Avery photographs Ivana despairing over all of the unexploited profit opportunities behind her.

Liza Tooyou and Lee Vemhangen just tell her to stop being such a drama queen... we'll get to clear-cutting that forest. We have Avery on it!

Help Wanted: Billionaire Blogging

2006-11-18T13:56:00.000-05:00

We are currently looking for enthusiastic Billionaires to help update the blog. Blogging would include:

Taking photos at actions
Posting photos in Blogger
Writing humorous and informative captions in Blogger
Writing Billionaire-related commentary in Blogger, if you wish

It is easy, glamorous and FUN, yet does require keeping up with us at least some of the time!

Contact Ivana if you wish to help out.

Billionaires Undercover At the Healey and Patrick Victory Parties

2006-11-09T00:36:00.000-05:00

Lee Vemhangen, Avery Damon Penny and Ivana Moore-Enmoore attended the bustling and exciting Kerry Healey 'Victory' Party at the Sheraton on Election Night. Here, Lee and Ivana admire Healey's slogans.

"Your Family, Your Governor, Your Future" does so cut to the heart of the necessity of all Massachusetts families to support the leader (and us).

"The Right Kind of Change" does seem beautifully close to that classic Barry Goldwater slogan, "In Your Heart You Know He's Right". Ah, such memories!

Photo by Avery Damon Penny. Thank you, darling!

During the campaign, various Healey volunteers dressed in orange jumpsuits and pretended to be "Inmates for Deval Patrick". The young man in the center of this photo was recruited into playing one of the prisoners outside the first debate in Faneuil Hall. He simply loves making ordinary Americans angry, he said, especially when he is 'right'.

We do so agree, although we are perplexed as to why we need to spend our own billions to speak power to truth whilst this young man did not. Hmmmmmm.

Excited Healey supporters are instructed on how and when to cheer so they might happily serve as a living backdrop to a television reporter's commentary. Just look at how enthusiastic they are!

Without losing one ounce of dignity, Avery Damon Penny and Lee Vemhangen join in the spontaneous cheers of the ecstatic Healey supporters.

The Patrick Victory Party had a much different look and feel. Much to our surprise, absolutely nobody was coaching the Patrick supporters, who seemed intent on listening to the politicians' speeches. Here, they hear Ted Kennedy imitate Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Furthermore, there were no slogans to ~~brainwash~~ educate the populace, merely an enormous American flag. Most strange. How can you tell people what to think without words?!

Also distressing was the fact that we were not allowed a private table at the front of the hall! It seems that the Patrick campaign was favoring those who actually worked on the campaign. It's an outrage! What will happen to the Commonwealth with such attitudes amongst its rulers?!

The Governor-Elect gave a speech which seemed to inspire and impress the crowd of ordinary Americans surrounding us, but completely lacked any mention of the super-mega-ultra wealthy. Exactly how will his policies will benefit us, darling?!

Governor-Elect Patrick's speech pleased many of the hoi polloi present at the party, but only managed to turn Lee into a zombie. It was horrifying, darling!

Since Lee was already zombified, we decided to perambulate back to the Healey party, but found the room empty except for technicians breaking down AV equipment. What happened, Muffy?!

Mike Dukakis Really Does Ride the T!

2006-11-09T00:16:00.000-05:00

Who knew? He certainly did not invest in legislation during his terms as Governor or he'd be riding in a Bentley! But he did accept a bribe from Ivana and promise to do what he could for us Billionaires. What a gracious man!

The Billionaires' (Texas) Tea Party Goes Awry!

2006-11-05T20:50:00.000-05:00

While Lady Liberty watched, Billionaires met on Boston Common for a simple and elegant tea party (Texas tea, that is). Suddenly, a group of American patriots dumped 'coal' and 'oil' on us, roped us up and paraded us around. Those patriots are just jealous of our record oil and gas profits and our ability to remove entire mountaintops in pursuit of coal!

Tea Party photos by Dee Foress Tayshun and Ed McGrath. Thank you, darlings!

Billionaires Captured!

2006-11-05T20:39:00.000-05:00

Liza Tooyou weeps, Ivana Moore-Enmoore pleads and Avery Damon Penny calls for help as the patriots march the Billionaires around. What have we ever done to deserve such treatment?

Photo by Dee Foress Tayshun.

Billionaires Sing Their Point of View!

2006-11-05T20:38:00.000-05:00

The Billionaires slipped away from their captors to sing out their point of view. They sang "Amazing Waste" and "We're Exxon(-Mobil)" to a chorus of boos before being recaptured and put in their places.

Billionaires Celebrate Their Escape with Their Compatriots!

2006-11-05T20:37:00.000-05:00

The Billionaires are a bit disheveled, but grateful to have escaped the clutches of those who would make them pay their share!

From left to right: Dee Foress Tayshun, Liza Tooyou, Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Lee Vemhangen, Monty Banc, Avery Damon Penny (with glass of 'oil' and accompanying 'oil' moustache!).

Lee Vemhangen Meets His Match!

2006-11-05T20:15:00.000-05:00

An American Patriot ropes and drags Lee Vemhangen while other patriots fail utterly to intervene. Is this any way to treat our nation's elite?

Our Monthy Billionaire Happy Hours and Meetings, Darling!

2006-11-01T21:14:00.000-05:00

Please realize that we are a satirical organization. That means we are not really Billionaires nor are we really for Bush. But it is ever so much fun to pretend!

When: Newcomer's Meeting from 6:00 - 6:30 pm, Happy Hour from 6:30 - 7:30 pm, Meeting from 7:30 - 8:30 pm; last Wednesday of each month (August 29th, September 26th, November 28th). There are a few exceptions: this year we will be meeting on Ocober 24th instead of the 31rst and there will be no meeting in December.
Where: Clarke's Restaurant, 21 Merchants Row, Boston (near Quincy Market). If we are not at Clarke's, go to the Bertucci's across the street and ask for the Billionaires!
Why: To have cocktails with other Billionaires and to plan our Actions, darling!

Our newcomer's meeting, hosted by Dee Foress and Austin Tayshun, will orient new Billionaires to the joys of 'vast wealth' and answer their questions about the organization. Our Happy Hour is a chance for new and experienced Billionaires to mingle and socialize. And our meetings will help us plan our glamorous actions. Kindly bring money for your favorite libation and dish so the pub can make some money.

To get there, use mapquest. com or similar service for driving or walking directions. Closest parking is on the street (mind the "Resident Permit Parking" signs!) and the Government Center garage.

Or go deep undercover and use mbta.com to get directions via the T. Closest T stations are Haymarket on the Orange and Green Lines, Government Center on the Green Line and State on the Orange and Blue Lines.

When you get to Quincy Market, walk to the area between Faneuil Hall and Quincy Market, face Quincy Market and turn to your right. Walk past the South Market and you will see Merchants Row, a street which makes a right angle. Clarke's is the pub on the inside of the bend - there is a small stained-glass sign over the door.

We meet in the back room (go around the bar and through the passageway to the right as if you are going to the bathrooms. We usually meet in the area to the left of the stairs, but look for the 'Billionaires For Bush' sign). If we are not there, go to the Bertucci's across the street and ask for the Billionaires (Clarke's has been known to double-book the back room...)

Kindly dress as an angry liberal so you can further increase the security of the entire Billionaire class!

Lee Vemhangen Writes Letters

2006-10-26T12:32:00.000-04:00

Our very own Lee Vemhangen (pictured below being snotty) was so incensed by another political group that he wrote a letter to the Boston Herald:

Letter: RE: Healey's Inmates

Dearest Editor,

Regarding your story on Healey's Inmates, we Billionaires for Bush are appalled that any campaign would fund and support a seemingly grassroots effort, such as the Inmates. Being a truly volunteer organization, we must use our own billions and our precious time to speak power to truth. I dare say we are not impressed.

Furthermore, we believe the Inmates erred in scaring a twelve year old. We feel it is more beneficial to scare people of voting age.

Huff!

Lee Vemhangen

Kudos to Lee for speaking power to truth! Huzzah!

Consorting with the Hoi Polloi?! NEVER!!

2006-10-15T20:55:00.000-04:00

Lee Vemhangen and Ivana Moore-Enmoore attended a Deval Patrick rally on Boston Common and handed out so many Billion dollar bills that they were quite bankrupted! Here, Lee ignores an ordinary Massachusetts citizen as he ~~cuts out new bills~~ refreshes his exchequer!

We attended the rally to make sure that Patrick and his supporters know that we wish our gardeners to take care of the grassroots! We also wish that Patrick would stop pandering to the interests of everyday Americans such as this woman and make sure our investments in legislation are secure.

UPDATE: We've been vlogged, darling! Although that sounds quite dreadful, the process was painless and even quite enjoyable. Not only was the vlogger giggling throughout, but Lee Vemhangen cracked me up also. That never happens, darling!

Look for us around 1:00, 3:56 and 5:36 (Lee and I put a couple of Kossacks straight in that last bit!). Thank you M. Bair, darling!

UPDATE II: We always wonder where all the photos people take of us end up. Well, one of them is here and another is here. Thank you for the adulation, darlings!

Boston Billionaires Are Loyal to Big Oil!

2006-10-08T22:21:00.000-04:00

Ivana Moore-Enmoore and Morris T. Best III went to HONK! Fest on Saturday to spread the word that we are Loyal To Big Oil! HONK! was a gathering of activist brass bands such as our 'enemies', The Second Line Social Aid and Pleasure Society Band. It was held in Davis Square, Somerville on a beautiful Fall day.

The weather made it a pleasure to talk to the denizens of Somerville about the benefits of Big Oil to our personal bank accounts!

Photo by Monica Raymond. Thank you, darling!

Ivana Explains the Benefits (to us) of Free Trade!

2006-10-08T22:17:00.000-04:00

Members of the Bee Hive Collective had strung an enormous banner decrying Free Trade, so Ivana spoke to one of the worker bees about the benefits of Free Trade to our bank accounts.

She seemed to have a hard time understanding the concept of accumulation of wealth into a few choice hands!

Photo by Morris T. Best III. Thank you, darling!

'Environmental Encroachment' Performs

2006-10-08T22:12:00.000-04:00

When we heard the name of this band, we thought that they would be an ensemble of land developers, natural resource extraction companies and Big Oil companies, but it turns out that it's a group of oddly-dressed individuals who are against environmental encroachment. Who knew?

Although extremely strange-looking, the band was fun. The saxophonist could twirl her hula-hoop while playing the sax upside down. That takes some talent, one can only suppose...

But Where Does the Chauffer Sit?

2006-10-08T21:33:00.000-04:00

Morris examines what we believe is an alternative-energy vehicle. We were later told that it was a trailer which fastened to a bicycle and that no chauffer was involved. We scolded the band member who owned the trailer for failing to create jobs in our new economy and for being traitorous to Big Oil.

Avery Damon Penny And Republicans Support Military Recruitment!

2006-10-02T12:24:00.000-04:00

Due to new Federal Legislation, Harvard was required to allow military recruiters into the Harvard Business School Career Fair after an absence of about 30 years. Avery Damon Penny and Mr. Rupert Russell walked from Harvard Yard to the B-school to 'support' this fine state of affairs. Here, Avery welcomes the arrival of reinforcements -- fine young Republicans marching in support of the war machine and our profits!

Sadly, there were protesters at the career fair saying that our war machine is immoral and corrupt and the military is discriminatory. Well, yes, but it is also ever so profitable! Avery got even with them -- when they had their 'die-in' to represent that the business of the military is death, he picked their pockets! Kudos to Avery! And to Mr. Rupert Russell, who organized this action especially for us.

Photo by Mr. Rupert Russell. Thank you, darling!

Billionaires Bring 'Loyal To Big Oil' Campaign to Amherst, Massachusetts!

2006-09-24T19:41:00.000-04:00

The Boston Billionaires did not let a little rain stop us from bringing their 'Loyal to Big Oil' campaign to Amherst for the annual Harvest Fair. Go to the 'Show Loyalty' page to see photos from New York's action!

Left to right (looking ever glamorous): Avery Damon Penny, Austin Tayshun, Lee Vemhangen, Liza Tooyou and Dee Foress Tayshun.

Drill For Oil on Amherst Common!

2006-09-24T19:40:00.000-04:00

Lee Vemhangen and Avery Damon Penny present their proposal to drill for oil and gas on Amherst Common. Currently, very few people use the main lawn area (left). We believe at least 5 oil rigs could fit in that space (right).

Drilling for oil and gas on public lands such as the Common will help reduce America's dependence on foreign oil and, with the assistance of private/public partnerships set up by Vemhangen & Penny, will make us even richer!

(Amherst Common photo by Dee Foress Tayshun; derrick graphics by Avery Damon Penny)

Avery Damon Penny Makes Rain Look Good...

2006-09-24T19:39:00.000-04:00

... and patriotic!

Austin Tayshun Holds a Grudge... and a Banner!

2006-09-24T19:38:00.000-04:00

Austin Tayshun carefully avoids even looking at the activist next to us on Amherst Common. That man should have never even tried to ask Austin to borrow his yacht. Imagine!

Dee Foress Sounds the Warning: Raging Grannies Approach!

2006-09-24T19:09:00.000-04:00

While holding our 'Loyal To Big Oil' banner, Dee Foress Tayshun gave us early warning about the approach of a group of Raging Grannies. The Raging Grannies are women who dress in outrageous garb and sing such anti-Billionaire songs as "We Grannies Work for Peace" and "Dubya".

They don't like us very much for some reason. We think they are jealous of our fabulosity!

The Martha's Vineyard Transfer Makes Its Debut!

2006-09-24T18:33:00.000-04:00

click on the photos to enlarge.

Boston's Billionaires Follies group, newly christened as 'The Martha's Vineyard Transfer' debuted on Amherst Common. But first they had to listen to some scurrilous folk-singer named Jay Mankita sing "I'm a Socialist" (left). Fortunately, billion-dollar bills make effective ear protection. When the insults ended, Lee Vemhangen introduced the group (center), then we sang our hit single, "We're Exxon!" (right).

Of course the crowd loved it!!

Photos by Dee Foress Tayshun. Thank you, darling!

Billionaires Buy Off Jay Mankita !

2006-09-24T18:32:00.000-04:00

Jay is an extremely talented singer-songwriter who seems to think he's the new Woody Guthrie! The Billionaires were not vexed by his songs which advocate Truth, Justice and Environmentalism; we merely bought him off!

Liza Tooyou Sabotages an Alternative Energy Bus!

2006-09-24T18:30:00.000-04:00

Before we left Amherst, Liza Tooyou sabotaged a bio-diesel bus! As you can see, she had great fun. For extra irony, note the sticker above her head. Take that you tree-huggers! We like foreign oil!

Billionaires Defend Dick Cheney!

2006-09-10T20:25:00.000-04:00

Dick Cheney spoke at a GOP fundraiser honoring GOP money-raising machine Dick Egan on Friday. We Billionaire showed up because we knew the hoi polloi would be there whining about Dick's war record, his energy policies, his war policies and his general popularity. They are so jealous!

Here, Lee Vemhangen (center) leads the chanting and draws media attention away from the great unwashed. And it worked! At least the Harvard Crimson noticed (and really, if the Harvard paper notices you, what else do you need?!).

Right to left: Nola S. Belle (behind photographer), O. Al Barron, Lee Vemhangen, Austin Tayshun, Miss Piggy S. Calade, Mona Poli's hand.

Dick Cheney is Innocent!

2006-09-10T20:22:00.000-04:00

The Billionaires had a variety of messages for those who would disparage our Vice President. We support his energy policies, his innocence, and of course, all the no-bid contracts to Halliburton!

Right to left: Miss Piggy S. Calade, O. Al Barron, Lee Vemhangen, Dee Foress Tayshun. We would thrill to drill in ANWR!

Nola S. Belle and Miss Piggy S. Calade are Loyal to Big Oil!

2006-09-10T20:19:00.000-04:00

This action was a pre-kick-off event for our Loyal To Big Oil Campaign. It makes sense - who else represents loyalty to big oil than Dick Cheney?

Mona Poli Represents!

2006-09-10T20:13:00.000-04:00

Mona has made the connection between increased oil consumption, increased oil profits to us, increased global warming and increased glamour in the form of tans. That is why she supports Dick's energy policies, which reward oil and gas companies!

Ivana Feels So Happy When Surrounded By Her Vigilant Security!

2006-09-10T20:08:00.000-04:00

These protests are chaotic, noisy and crowded, but Ivana always feels secure surrounded by her special security forces! Look at how dedicated they are to looking for potential danger on either side of our Richly Upholstered Chair.

Photo by Mona Poli. Thank you, darling!

Billionaires Add Glamour to Drab Political Picnic!

2006-08-21T21:42:00.000-04:00

The Boston Billionaires attended the Millis Democratic Town Committee picnic to talk about drilling for oil in the town parks, supporting our industries and making sure billionaires can plan their financial futures by eliminating the Dynasty Tax! Ivana gave a well-received speech about our Fall "Loyal to Oil" campaign. We are sure to get the support of the Millis Dems, if nobody else!

Left to right: Lee Vemhangen, Austin Tayshun, Avery Damon Penny, Liza Tooyou and Ivana Moore-Enmoore.

This and next photo by Dee Foress Tayshun. Thank you, darling!

2006-08-21T21:39:00.000-04:00

Avery Damon Penny explains the Billionaire viewpoint to one of the tree-hugging progressives at the picnic. A billion-dollar bill persuaded her that he was right.

No Golf?!?!?????!?!

2006-08-21T21:37:00.000-04:00

Photo by Avery Damon Penny. Thank you, darling!

Billionaires Partake of Mousegate!

2006-08-21T21:34:00.000-04:00

Ivana keeps her mouth shut as the Billionaires play an exciting round of Mousegate, a game of double-dealing which has no discernable rules... much like politics! Lee and Avery exchange the goods while Liza ponders her next move!

This and next photos by Dee Foress Tayshun. Thank you again, darling!

If You Can't Have Love, At Least Have Money!

2006-08-21T21:19:00.000-04:00

During the picnic, Monty Banc, en route from one of his business trips, called his love Liza Tooyou to make sure she was happy. And with champagne, good weather and Mousegate, who wouldn't be happy?

Ivana, who does not currently have a love to call her, takes comfort in her vast wealth instead!

Austin And Dee Foress Tayshun Survey Their New Investment

2006-08-06T13:08:00.000-04:00

Recently, Austin and Dee Foress Tayshun acquired a new ~~forest~~ investment. Here they are surveying it in style as the clear-cutting process commences! Ka-ching!

Boston Billionaires Celebrate Georgie's Birthday... Oh, and the Nation's, Also!

2006-07-05T22:06:00.000-04:00

This July Fourth, Billionaires gathered at Faneuil Hall, which is near the Old State House, where the Declaration of Independence is read every year to commerate the birth of our most profitable nation. However, we were celebrating the birthday of our most profitable president, George W. Bush, who is 60 whole years old on July 6th. Happy Birthday, Georgie!

D'Oyle Fields (l) and Avery Damon Penny (r)

Avery and D'Oyle Wow the Public... Oopsie!

2006-07-05T21:59:00.001-04:00

Like the long-time Billionaires that they are, Avery and D'Oyle let the crowd know how much we appreciate our King George. Oops! D'Oyle drops the cash! Quel dommage!

Ivana Celebrates Also!

2006-07-05T21:56:00.000-04:00

The Richly Upholstered Chair put in an appearance in honor of Georgie. Lee Vemhangen had written a Signing Statement to the Declaration of Independence, but Ivana never could get enough people gathered around! So, you will find it below. Happy Birthday, Georgie!

The Declaration of Independence Signing Statement from Billionaires For Bush

2006-07-05T21:00:00.000-04:00

Just as our Georgie has written over 750 signing statements to various laws passed by Congress, we Billionaires thought we should have a signing statement for the document which began this most profitable nation of ours, the Declaration of Independence:

“When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

People in the top 10% of income and net worth will continue to do whatever we like without declaring the causes. We are rich enough to not declare anything we don’t want to!

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

Since the Pursuit of Capital is conspicuously absent from the statement, we will assume that that particular ‘right’ will continue to be unequal and based on being born to the right family or marrying the right person.

“That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.”

The wealthy, who have a greater stake in these powers, shall continue to manipulate and coerce this ‘consent’ for the aims of maintaining and expanding their wealth.

“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

Any revolution or coup shall necessarily be undertaken in a quiet and respectful manner, so as not to disturb the balance of commerce and civility. Unless, of course, that revolution is in some foreign country and it means we get tons of riches!

“Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.”

We are pretty much betting that people will be more disposed to suffer than to act – especially when distracted by a biased and trivialized media.

“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.”

It is also the duty of the wealthy to entrench themselves so as to ‘hedge’ their bets, ensuring their continued prosperity. Meet the new guards, same as the old guards.

“Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.”

Only when such sufferance becomes a threat to parties of consolidated wealth, shall it be considered patient. Until then, it will be called a bunch of strident moonbats and terrorist sympathizers.

“The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has… (laundry list of regal abuses and whatnot).”

One’s oppression and tyranny is another one’s investment strategy. For this reason, it is necessary to establish a system that allows all citizens to consider themselves ‘investors’ and/or ‘owners’, thus creating the façade of a stake in the continuation of the current system.

“A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”

An exception to this is any ‘prince’, ‘Senator’, ‘Governor’ or ‘President’ who serves the expansion of our wealth by cutting our taxes repeatedly.

“We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do.”

A sovereign nation is just that; It is sovereign, and can use its sovereignity to do sovereignish things, such as wage war for profit, torture whomever it sees fit, spy on its own people, and coddle its richest people. In case you haven’t noticed, that would be us.

See also the Billionaires' Declaration of Independence

Society Pages: Liza Tooyou and Monty Banc Wed!

2006-06-18T22:19:00.000-04:00

Glamorous power couple, Monty Banc and Liza Tooyou made it official over Memorial Day weekend. Our best wishes to them, although with their vast wealth and influence, they will hardly need luck!

Billionaires Oppressed By Nasty Tree-Huggers At EarthFest!

2006-06-09T13:09:00.000-04:00

The photo says it all: Ivana Moore-Enmoore pleads and D'Oyle Fields begs, but these two evil environmentalists forbid them from setting up their table and chairs in order to more comfortably enjoy Earthfest at the Hatch Shell. In the heat of the moment, Ivana and D'Oyle seemed to forget that they could buy and sell those two a million times over.

Oh well. We'll have to make up for in investments in legislation!

Photo by Angelique Haugerud. Thank you ever so much, darling!

Billionaires Discover A Fabulous New Way to Motivate the Rabble!

2006-06-09T12:40:00.000-04:00

At Earthfest, The MA Lottery Commission was offering one $1 scratch ticket for every 25 used tickets turned in. These are some of the hundreds of people waiting in line for hours to redeem thousands of used lottery tickets they collected! Some of them have hundreds of thousands!

The Billionaires have always believed in motivating people to work by paying them very little money and giving them plenty of negative feedback - after all, it's how we treat our servants and factory workers! But these people have shown us a better way: motivate everyday Americans by making them work hard for just a chance of winning some money.

I believe if we calculated the amount of money these people won divided by the number of hours they worked and waited, we would have a number close to zero. Huzzah! A new way to make money off the labor of the rabble!

Billionaires Always Spring Back!

2006-06-09T12:30:00.000-04:00

Even after the trauma of having their deluxe table excluded from the Hatch Shell, D'Oyle and Ivana smile and enjoy the music as if nothing untoward happened at all. It's amazing the amount of resilience vast wealth buys...

Of course, the fact that our corporations will kick those evil environmentalists butts in the next court challenge makes us secure!

Photo by Angelique Haugerud. I already thanked you, darling!

Markos Moulitsas Zúniga Fakes Out Ivana Moore-Enmoore!

2006-05-23T22:27:00.000-04:00

Ivana Moore-Enmoore went undercover to a book signing of Crashing the Gate by Markos "Daily Kos" Zúniga and Jerome "MyDD" Armstrong, two bloggers who think they can re-make the Democratic Party into a true party of the... shudder... people. With her tight little smile, she tried to payoff Markos with a billion dollar bill, but he defaced the bill instead of accepting it!

Here is the evidence:

Ivana was so upset she had to spend the next week on the fainting couch. Quelle dommage!

Thanks to Steve Cornie of WZBC for the top photo!

Lee Vemhangen Performs Manual Labor Before Wake Up the Earth Festival!

2006-05-07T14:36:00.000-04:00

Inspired by the recent job creation report, Lee decided to give "manual labor" thing a try. After 5 minutes of setting up our richly appointed booth before the Wake Up the Earth festival in Jamaica Plain, it was time for a coffee break. Say, that fair trade coffee isn't bad!

Wake Up the Earth is an annual festival in Jamaica Plain which celebrates Spring and a sense of community. This year is the 28th year for the festival and the second one for the Billionaires!

Avery Damon Penny Suffers from Having to Perform Manual Labor!

2006-05-07T14:33:00.000-04:00

Inspired by Lee's example, Avery Damon Penny also did some work. The result? A smudge on his hat!! And with no servant around to clean it off for him, he had to clean the hat himself!

The indignity!

Liza Tooyou and Lee Vemhangen Enjoy Waiting for the Wake Up the Earth Parade to Begin!

2006-05-07T14:24:00.000-04:00

Standing on the porch of the library to shield themselves from the sun, Liza and Lee enjoy a moment before the parade begins.

Billionaires For Bush Parade!

2006-05-07T14:09:00.000-04:00

The Billionaires added some much-needed glamour to the Wake Up the Earth parade! Left to right: Liza Tooyou, Porsche Costa Lotta-Doe, an unnamed peace activist (where's the profit in peace?), Mona Polist, Ivana Moore-Enmoore and Lee Vemhangen.

Thanks to Jeri for the photo!

Lee Vemhangen Politely Leaflets Parade Watchers!

2006-05-07T14:06:00.000-04:00

Lee (left center) goes above and beyond the call of Billionaire duty by climbing up to an elevated area to introduce himself to some parade watchers and give them some leaflets. We did try to let people know that we could make more money by breaking up the earth! In the lower right hand corner, we can see Liza Tooyou waving to a woman in the upper left hand corner. Such a gracious and friendly Billionairess!

Billionaires Buy Another Politician!

2006-05-07T14:02:00.000-04:00

Maura Hennigan, former mayoral candidate and current Clerk of Court candidate, is bought for a Billion dollar bill by Mona Polist. We Billionaires always keep in mind that investment in legislation is the best investment! And just look at how eager Maura is to get that cash!

Disclaimer: billion dollar bills have no monetary value. We pass them out to everybody, so giving Ms. Hennigan one hardly constitutes a bribe. However, we do hope it made her, and you, laugh!

Porsche Costa Lotta-Dough Leaflets Along the Parade Route!

2006-05-07T13:59:00.000-04:00

Porsche didn't just promenade in the parade, she was on the go giving leaflets and billion dollar bills to the great unwashed middle classes watching on the sidelines. Here, she passes a bill and rushes to the next knot of non-Billionaires!

Liza Tooyou Promenades; Porsche Leaflets!

2006-05-07T13:57:00.000-04:00

Liza Tooyou (right) is delighted by Porsche's (center) imperious leafletting style. The everyday American in red is definitely convinced that the Billionaires are something else!

Festival Goers

2006-05-07T13:55:00.000-04:00

The festival and parade attracted around 10,000 everyday Americans, not one of whom was as glamorous as the Billionaires! Why are there no diamonds and pearls on these women? Why are there no tuxes and top hats on these men? What is the matter with people?!

Avery Damon Penny and Liza Tooyou Educate the Public!

2006-05-07T13:49:00.000-04:00

In these photos, Avery and Liza explain the virtues of the Bush administration's illegal wiretaps... er... domestic spying... er... embedded market data acquisition program and contemplate a world without our vast wealth (left to right). The conclusion of their thinking about no vast wealth: it will NEVER happen, so why even think about it! Both Billionaires were happy that they did their best to get the Billionaire point of view out to the hoi polloi.

"Billionaires For Healey" Make their Debut at the Massachusetts GOP Convention!

2006-04-29T12:56:00.000-04:00

Lee Vemhangen and Liza Tooyou greet delegates to the Massachusetts Republican Party Convention as "Billionaires for Healey", a wholly-owned subsidiary of BillionairesForBush.com. The convention was held in the Paul Tsongas Arena, located on Martin Luther King, Jr. Way, so was a completely appropriate venue for our Republicans!

This Patriotic American Adds To Our Oil Profits!

2006-04-29T12:45:00.000-04:00

We were absolutely thrilled to see one delegate arrive in the ultimate in gaz-guzzling... er... luxury refinement. So many of the delegates were driving energy-efficient cars that we were beginning to despair of ever having yet another quarter of record oil profits!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore rewarded the driver with a Billion dollar bill and thanked him for adding value to her investment portfolio!

Ivana Enjoys a "Juke-Box"!

2006-04-29T12:35:00.000-04:00

The Billionaires repaired to the Owl Diner after the delegates finished going into the arena (Damn those social secretaries of ours who failed to secure invitations for us!). Here, Ivana Moore-Enmoore enjoys the new-fangled jukebox as she reads the menu. The tune? "We're In The Money", of course!

Thanks to Lee Vemhangen (pictured at left) for the photo!

But Where's The Wine List?!

2006-04-29T12:31:00.000-04:00

Liza and Lee try to find the wine list at the Owl Diner. They have since discovered that diners tend to not have them. Most curious!

Billionaires Celebrate Tax Day!

2006-04-19T22:18:00.000-04:00

Sylvia Spoons and Ivana Moore-Enmoore in front of the Cambridge Post Office to celebrate Tax Day and to thank everyday Americans for paying our fair share!

Thanks to Bob for the photo!

Let Them Eat Cake!

2006-04-19T22:15:00.000-04:00

The Billionaires fed cake to the hoi polloi in gratitude for the billions they pump into our war machine and our corporations! Note that the denomination is low!

Billionairess Seeks True Love!

2006-04-01T19:56:00.000-05:00

Our Sean Hannity set up a dating website and, since it's now April and Spring, I decided to take a chance with "Hannidates". If you think you have what it takes to make a Billionairess happy, click here.

Billionairess Seeks True Love!
Female, 47,	Beacon Hill, Massachusetts, United States
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Happy April First, darling!

UPDATE: Ivana received a reply! See Jesus' General for the details!

Billionaires Celebrate Their Love For Georgie!

2006-02-14T21:07:00.000-05:00

Austin and Dee Foress Tayshun spend a romantic evening celebrating their love for each other and their love of the Bush and Romney Administrations! And why not? The Georgie has given us unparelled tax-cuts, no-bid contracts, access to decision-makers and so much more!

Are These Signs Really Tasteless??!?

2006-02-14T21:00:00.000-05:00

Avery Damon Penny and Bitsy Bauble are really just declaring their love for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Why did people keep telling them their signs were tasteless?? But even so, these glamourous Billionaires can afford to be as tacky as they wish! Ah! The pleasures of vast wealth!

Also attending the event were Ivana Moore-Enmoore and Buck Ets'ocash, who actually managed to sound happy as he leafletted! Good job, Buck!

Leftie Author Defaces Billion-Dollar Bill!

2006-02-09T18:09:00.000-05:00

Avery Damon Penny, dressed in his favorite design student disguise, attended a lecture by noted author Barbara Ehrenreich and then confronted her with his true identity afterward. Rather than being awed and dismayed by his vast wealth, she snatched a billion dollar bill from him and defaced it with her signature!

Her audacity was staggering, but what else may we expect from somebody who worked in menial jobs merely in order to write a book about the experience? Avery is now even more determined to make sure we Billionaires continue to reign supreme!

The Second Line Social Aid and Pleasure Society Do Their Best to Drown Out George!

2006-02-01T00:33:00.000-05:00

World Can't Wait (a non-Billionaire organization which doesn't respect our Georgie at all) set up protests around the country where protestors symbolically drowned out our Georgie's State of the Union (SOTU) address by making noise! Boston's largest protest was organized by the Second Line Social Aid and Pleasure Society Brass Band, which tried to drown Dubya out with great tunes!

Boston Billionaires attended this protest to protect Dubya's free speech rights and restore order with the sheer power of our glamour! After all, the SOTU is when he announces new initiatives which help Billionaires and other super-mega-ultra rich people!

And we succeeded! After an hour or so of playing (and dedicating a tune to us!), the band marched back to whence they came muttering about the effect of the "cold" on their "instruments". But we know it was us!

Billionaires Work to Restore Order at SOTU Address Protest!

2006-02-01T00:07:00.000-05:00

Here, Austin Tayshun, Wanda Fortune and Lize Tooyou enjoy the music and let the common folk know that we support our Bush (Lize came back from the slopes in Gstaad just for this event, darling!). Austin's was the best line of the evening: when told by Dan the Bagel Man that the protest had been organized by Maoists, Austin replied, "Maoists??! But we are Monarchists!!!!" Huzzah to Austin!

Oh! The Glamour!

2006-02-01T00:03:00.000-05:00

Bitsy Bauble helps Dee Foress Tayshun hold up the Billionaires for Bush banner while they enjoy the Boston Chapter's new theme song, "Get Your Funk On"!

Billionaires Sing Their Wallets Out!

2006-01-26T22:29:00.000-05:00

The new Boston Billionaires Follies Group entertains the crowd with "America the Bountiful" and "Billionaires for Bush's War" at the special screening of "our" movie, Get on the Limo! at Tufts University. We brought down the house, darling!

For more about the movie, go to Oddly Honest Productions' site.

The Richly Upholstered Chair Speaks!

2006-01-26T22:26:00.000-05:00

Ivana Moore-Enmoore welcomes the crowd and lets them know that although the film is funny, that doesn't mean that the Billionaires are a joke! She also issued an invitation to the audience members to join the chapter if their financials are good enough!

Left to right: Maestro Lee Vemhange, Avery Damon Penny, Liza Tooyou, Ivana Moore-Enmoore and Dee Foress Tayshun.

Professor Vs. Billionaire - Who Will Win the Debate?

2006-01-26T22:25:00.000-05:00

Political Science professor Michael Goldsmith debates Monet Oliver D'Place about issues such as high housing prices (we Billionaires are having no trouble!), the high load of debt carried by most young Americans (mmmmm, the interest!) and the ignorance of the American public over corruption and profiteering in Iraq (good!). Monet whipped Prof. Goldsmith's butt!

2006-01-26T22:18:00.000-05:00

Liza Tooyou and Avery Damon Penny listen intently to the debate along with the audience. Who won?

Billionaires Hold a Candlelight Vigil for Our Brave Indictees

2006-01-17T22:17:00.000-05:00

One often sees candlelight vigils for dead soldiers or victims of natural disasters, but what about the friends of Billionaires? They never die in wars and rarely die in natural disasters (Condi Rice and Trent Lott were safe in New York City and Washington D.C. while Hurricane Katrina raged, for example). So, we felt it was important to honor our brave indictees with a candlelight vigil for the disaster of having their crimes exposed. Please keep in mind that indicted doesn't mean convicted and just because someone pleads guilty doesn't mean he is guilty!

Left to right: Bitsy Bauble, Austin Tayshun, Avery Damon Penny, Lee Vemhangen and Dee Foress Tayshun.

Ivana Moore-Enmoore in Action!

2006-01-17T22:00:00.000-05:00

Our Richly Upholstered Chair gets into the solemnity of the occasion and makes sure the rush hour crowd at Park Street know our boys are in trouble! Behind her are Lee Vemhangen and Austin Tayshun.

Photo by Dee Foress Tayshun, who also supplied the camera to record this event for posterity. Thank you, darling!

Lee Vemhangen Gets Down!

2006-01-17T21:58:00.000-05:00

Lee Vemhangen uses mime and interpretive dance to convey our message to passers-by: Keep our friends in their jobs! Tommy DeLay was just laundering the money to make it clean; Scooter Libby was merely a tad forgetful and disorganized; and Kenny-boy Lay was just trying to make an extra buck or two for his lovely wife Linda! None of these brave men should be indicted, much less convicted and perhaps imprisoned! They have made us a lot of money!

Billionaires Take Up A Collection to Help Trent Lott!

2005-12-15T23:42:00.000-05:00

Trent Lott suffered mightily during Hurricane Katrina, losing his family mansion on the Gulf Coast and being left with only one or two homes to his name. And now we have learned his insurance company is not ponying up and he is suing.

In this season of giving, the Billionaires were moved enough by Trent's plight to take up a collection on Boston Common during rush hour. Here, Dee Foress Tayshun, Austin Tayshun and Ivana Moore-Enmoore brave the cold to pass the top hat and plead, "darling, won't you help?"

The sign reads, "In this Season of Giving...Help Us Rebuild Trent Lott's House! (Georgie needs a front porch on which to sit)". Photo by Avery Damon Penny, who was dressed as an art school student for some reason!

Bitsy Bauble in Rhinestones and Velvet!

2005-12-15T23:39:00.000-05:00

Bitsy Bauble does her part to collect money for Trent. Poor man, he is down to his last 20 rooms for this holiday season!

Philanthropic Billionairesses!

2005-12-15T23:37:00.000-05:00

Ivana explains to an everyday American why it is vitally important to help Trent in this season of giving. He is second-home less for the Holidays! Behind Ivana is Sylvia Spoons, resplendent in green satin. Please! Contribute to the Rebuild Trent Lott's House Fund!

Photo by Avery Damon Penny. Thank you, darling!

Buck Ets' the Red-Nosed Billionaire...

2005-12-15T23:36:00.000-05:00

At Bagels Plus, Buck Etso'cash offers explanations for his red nose. Sure it was the cold, Buck! We believe you! In front of him is one of the hats used in the collection for Trent's mansion rebuilding effort. We collected a whopping $24.00, darling!

Boston Newest Billionairess!

2005-12-15T23:34:00.000-05:00

Boston's newest Billionairess, Chelle Terre D'Assets, tries to find the maitre'd at Bagels Plus. Why can't she get a table by the window? And where are the celebrities?

Listening to Supposedly Humorous Carols

2005-12-15T23:33:00.000-05:00

After warming up at Bagels Plus, some of the Billionaires attended a holiday party for Drinking Liberally. The hope was that we could convert some of those evil liberals to the Billionaires' cause, but instead we heard a speech from the executive director of Community Works, and some liberal "carollers" singing a "satirical" song about the "joys" of Wal-Mart. They don't like our Wal-mart, darling!!

Here, Dee Foress and Austin Tayshun listen with dismay to the carollers and their decidely anti-business message.

Liza Tooyou at the Drinkly Liberally Party

2005-12-15T21:53:00.000-05:00

After the speechmaking and "carolling", Liza Tooyou kicks back with a beer* and gloats at the fact that she avoided donating money to anyone!

*even Billionairesses may slum from time to time, darling!

Ode to Trent Lott (new words to the old labor tune "Joe Hill" by Buck Etso'cash)

2005-12-15T21:28:00.000-05:00

I dreamed about Trent's porch last night, where we passed gas and time. 
Trent serves the very best Kool-aid, it tastes like cheap red wine.
Just like cheap red wine.

Hurricane Katrina trashed his house, blew it to hell and gone.
And I got nice photo ops right on his front lawn.
Right on his muddy lawn.

I asked him, "Trent, can you re-build?  It takes a lot of cash. 
I know that you've stolen tons but you can't reveal that stash. 
You just can't tap that cash.

Trent smiled and said, "Hey, Georgie, boy, it won't cost me a dime. 
We tore up lots of safety nets but we saved yours and mine.
We saved yours and mine.

Fed’ral Flood Insurance covers me, and everything I own. 
When waters rise, God lifts me up though the poor sink like stones.
I'll watch them from my throne.

So bring the builders with their crews of illegal migrant scum. 
They'll work real cheap and take our crap or go back where they’re from.
Thank God they are so dumb.

I dreamed about Trent's porch last night, and thought, "It just ain't fair".
That hurricane blew down his town, but left his goldanged hair.
His silvery plastic hair.

Billionairess and Rich Oilmen Support Global Warming!

2005-12-03T22:30:00.000-05:00

Last week, Moe Bill Oyle and N. Les Delay of CROAK (Concerned Rich Oilmen Against Kyoto) came to the Billionaires with news of a plot on the part of pesky environmentalists! They were planning on taking action to support the Conference on Kyoto Accords taking place in Montreal. Those tree-huggers were going to meet to discuss actions to be taken to prevent and mitigate global warming. Since that would mean horrible acts against Billionaires such as "energy efficient transportation" and "carbon caps", the Billionaires sprang into action! Here is the result: Billionairess and CROAK stand united in blocking the door to the meeting!

Our glamour and influence were so striking, the Boston Globe printed a photo of us. Sadly, the article following is only about those vexing environmentalists and their efforts. And tragically, The Globe got the names in the caption incorrect! Who is this "John Loretz"??!?

Left to right: Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Dick Blackwell, Darth Petrodollar, N. Les Delay (no relation to our Tommy).

Rich Oilman Bribes Candidate for Governor!

2005-12-03T22:20:00.000-05:00

Dick Blackwell initiates the first step in ownership of a politician: buy them before they get elected! Here, he discusses the finer points of our investments in legislation with Deval Patrick after slipping him a billion dollar bill. So, if our darling Mitt doesn't run for re-election, we have the alternatives already sewn up! (And we all know that Mitt is unhappy being a mere Governor. Why else is he giving all those speeches nationwide?).

Disclaimer: billion dollar bills have no monetary value. We pass them out to everybody, so giving Mr. Patrick one hardly constitutes a bribe. We do hope it made him laugh, however!