Lee Vemhangen Writes Letters

Our very own Lee Vemhangen (pictured below being snotty) was so incensed by another political group that he wrote a letter to the Boston Herald:

Letter: RE: Healey's Inmates

Dearest Editor,

Regarding your story on Healey's Inmates, we Billionaires for Bush are appalled that any campaign would fund and support a seemingly grassroots effort, such as the Inmates. Being a truly volunteer organization, we must use our own billions and our precious time to speak power to truth. I dare say we are not impressed.

Furthermore, we believe the Inmates erred in scaring a twelve year old. We feel it is more beneficial to scare people of voting age.

Huff!

Lee Vemhangen

Kudos to Lee for speaking power to truth! Huzzah!

Consorting with the Hoi Polloi?! NEVER!!

Lee Vemhangen and Ivana Moore-Enmoore attended a Deval Patrick rally on Boston Common and handed out so many Billion dollar bills that they were quite bankrupted! Here, Lee ignores an ordinary Massachusetts citizen as he cuts out new bills refreshes his exchequer!

We attended the rally to make sure that Patrick and his supporters know that we wish our gardeners to take care of the grassroots! We also wish that Patrick would stop pandering to the interests of everyday Americans such as this woman and make sure our investments in legislation are secure.

UPDATE: We've been vlogged, darling! Although that sounds quite dreadful, the process was painless and even quite enjoyable. Not only was the vlogger giggling throughout, but Lee Vemhangen cracked me up also. That never happens, darling!

Look for us around 1:00, 3:56 and 5:36 (Lee and I put a couple of Kossacks straight in that last bit!). Thank you M. Bair, darling!

UPDATE II: We always wonder where all the photos people take of us end up. Well, one of them is here and another is here. Thank you for the adulation, darlings!

Boston Billionaires Are Loyal to Big Oil!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore and Morris T. Best III went to HONK! Fest on Saturday to spread the word that we are Loyal To Big Oil! HONK! was a gathering of activist brass bands such as our 'enemies', The Second Line Social Aid and Pleasure Society Band. It was held in Davis Square, Somerville on a beautiful Fall day.

The weather made it a pleasure to talk to the denizens of Somerville about the benefits of Big Oil to our personal bank accounts!

Photo by Monica Raymond. Thank you, darling!

Ivana Explains the Benefits (to us) of Free Trade!

Members of the Bee Hive Collective had strung an enormous banner decrying Free Trade, so Ivana spoke to one of the worker bees about the benefits of Free Trade to our bank accounts.

She seemed to have a hard time understanding the concept of accumulation of wealth into a few choice hands!

Photo by Morris T. Best III. Thank you, darling!

'Environmental Encroachment' Performs

When we heard the name of this band, we thought that they would be an ensemble of land developers, natural resource extraction companies and Big Oil companies, but it turns out that it's a group of oddly-dressed individuals who are against environmental encroachment. Who knew?

Although extremely strange-looking, the band was fun. The saxophonist could twirl her hula-hoop while playing the sax upside down. That takes some talent, one can only suppose...

But Where Does the Chauffer Sit?

Morris examines what we believe is an alternative-energy vehicle. We were later told that it was a trailer which fastened to a bicycle and that no chauffer was involved. We scolded the band member who owned the trailer for failing to create jobs in our new economy and for being traitorous to Big Oil.

Avery Damon Penny And Republicans Support Military Recruitment!

Due to new Federal Legislation, Harvard was required to allow military recruiters into the Harvard Business School Career Fair after an absence of about 30 years. Avery Damon Penny and Mr. Rupert Russell walked from Harvard Yard to the B-school to 'support' this fine state of affairs. Here, Avery welcomes the arrival of reinforcements -- fine young Republicans marching in support of the war machine and our profits!

Sadly, there were protesters at the career fair saying that our war machine is immoral and corrupt and the military is discriminatory. Well, yes, but it is also ever so profitable! Avery got even with them -- when they had their 'die-in' to represent that the business of the military is death, he picked their pockets! Kudos to Avery! And to Mr. Rupert Russell, who organized this action especially for us.

Photo by Mr. Rupert Russell. Thank you, darling!