Saturday, April 29, 2006

"Billionaires For Healey" Make their Debut at the Massachusetts GOP Convention!

Lee Vemhangen and Liza Tooyou greet delegates to the Massachusetts Republican Party Convention as "Billionaires for Healey", a wholly-owned subsidiary of BillionairesForBush.com. The convention was held in the Paul Tsongas Arena, located on Martin Luther King, Jr. Way, so was a completely appropriate venue for our Republicans!

This Patriotic American Adds To Our Oil Profits!

We were absolutely thrilled to see one delegate arrive in the ultimate in gaz-guzzling... er... luxury refinement. So many of the delegates were driving energy-efficient cars that we were beginning to despair of ever having yet another quarter of record oil profits!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore rewarded the driver with a Billion dollar bill and thanked him for adding value to her investment portfolio!

Ivana Enjoys a "Juke-Box"!

The Billionaires repaired to the Owl Diner after the delegates finished going into the arena (Damn those social secretaries of ours who failed to secure invitations for us!). Here, Ivana Moore-Enmoore enjoys the new-fangled jukebox as she reads the menu. The tune? "We're In The Money", of course!

Thanks to Lee Vemhangen (pictured at left) for the photo!

But Where's The Wine List?!

Liza and Lee try to find the wine list at the Owl Diner. They have since discovered that diners tend to not have them. Most curious!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Billionaires Celebrate Tax Day!


Sylvia Spoons and Ivana Moore-Enmoore in front of the Cambridge Post Office to celebrate Tax Day and to thank everyday Americans for paying our fair share!

Thanks to Bob for the photo!

Let Them Eat Cake!

The Billionaires fed cake to the hoi polloi in gratitude for the billions they pump into our war machine and our corporations! Note that the denomination is low!

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Billionairess Seeks True Love!

Our Sean Hannity set up a dating website and, since it's now April and Spring, I decided to take a chance with "Hannidates". If you think you have what it takes to make a Billionairess happy, click here.

Billionairess Seeks True Love!
Female, 47, Beacon Hill, Massachusetts, United States
I am a dignified and vivacious Billionairess looking for her true
love after all these many years since Mr. Enmoore died. It is
ever so hard for someone with such vast wealth as myself to find
*true* love, darling. Everyone seems to be after one's ...
Instant Message Unavailable instant message Contact send a message Send A Kiss send a kiss More Than 1 Week

Happy April First, darling!

UPDATE: Ivana received a reply! See Jesus' General for the details!