Billionaires From Many States Counter-Protest at Anti-war March and Rally in Washington D.C.!

Billionaires from Massachusetts, Texas, Ohio, New York and Washington D.C. assembled on September 24th to counter-protest against the scads of great unwashed middle classes who were granted a permit to disrupt our nation's capital and our capital business for a day. We met in front of the Treasury Building, hoping that close proximity to such vast amounts of money would be a comfort to us. But then we realized that there was no money in the treasury because we have looted it all! Oops!

Even before the march began, we attracted much attention and photography as we practiced our chanting and organized our posters. We loved it! More glamorous and amusing photos may be found on the Billionaires for Bush War March page.

Left to right: Ivan Tital, Richly Upholstered Chair of the D.C. Chapter; Roxanne Pearls, Grand Fromage of the Western MA Chapter; Cher Nothing, NYC; Meg A. Bucks, National Coordinator and R. Owen Laws, D.C. Chapter.

One of the Many Groups on the March!

Here is just one example of the countless groups of everyday Americans marching in opposition to to our Iraq Acquisition Effort. Even veterans of our Effort are turning against us Billionaires! How ever shall we make money if the war ends? Well, hurricanes or war, one thing is certain - the contracts will go to Halliburton!

Tip of the tiara to the D.C. Chapter for the slogan!

Billionaires Serenade the Marchers!

Billionaires sing their wallets out at the marchers to the right. All we are saying is give greed a chance!

Left to right: R. Owen Laws, D.C. Chapter; Meg A. Bucks, National Coordinator; Cher Nothing, NYC Chapter; Rand D. Ootsourcerer, Boston-Metro Chapter; R. S. Tocrat, NYC Chapter; Anita Notha Taxcutt, D.C. Chapter; Ivan Tital, D.C. Chapter Chair.

Billionaires Attacked!

It wasn't all song and photo-ops at the anti-war march. No! The Billionaires were attacked by angry liberals holding figures which represent the Iraqi casualties of our Iraq Acquisition Effort. They rushed us! We pushed them back! They rushed us again! We bravely pushed them back again! (leftmost picture)

Then, they all died, perhaps struck down by our glamour (middle picture). In true Billionairess fashion, Billionaire leader Meg A. Bucks kicked them when they were down (rightmost picture). Huzzah to brave Meg!

Lady Liberty Approves of the Military-Industrial Complex!

This photo celebrates the partnership between the military and Billionaires - a match which has ensured massive profits for us! And Lady Liberty approves!

Left to right: Member of the ROTC and winner of the Good Sport of the Day Award, Lady Liberty, Thurston Howell IV.

After the March, Billionaires Celebrate their Triumph!

Some of the Billionaires kick back in front of the Treasury Building after all those dreadful unwashed middle classes finished walking past. Our efforts were a great success, already meriting photos and mentions in numerous reports from the march: here, here, and here for example.

Left to right: Roxanne Pearls; Yvonne Wilrich-Teague, NYC; R. S. Tocrat, NY; Cher Nothing, Ivan Tital, Thurston Howell IV, NYC; Anita Notha Taxcutt, DC; Billionairess from NYC, R. Owen Laws, DC; Oliver (Ollie) Gark, DC; Meg A. Bucks (leaning to the left for some unknown reason - is she about to become a class traitor?), Claire Lee Superior, DC; and Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Boston-Metro. Not pictured: Mrs. Lovely Bubbling-Crude and Mr. Lone Star Crude III (Trey Crude) of Texas, Rand D. Ootsourcerer of Boston and the Ohio Billionaires who had to catch their limos back home - Warren Profett, Toledo; Starr Bucks, Toledo and three plucky Billionairesses from Columbus whose names I did not record. Forgive me.

Billionaires Celebrate Cheap Labor Day and Raise Funds for Hurricane Relief!

Boston Billionaires attended the Bread and Roses Festival in Lawrence, an annual festival to celebrate the 1912 Bread and Roses strike which gave American workers many of the rights they have now... rights which cost Billionaires money! For some reason, the Billionaires were uncharacteristically generous and vowed to devote a portion of their merchandise sales to hurricane relief. Here, Avery Damon Penny and Phyll T. Lucre start off the festival with a little light leafletting and sales.

Zsa Zsa Gotta-Havmore In Action!

Zsa Zsa Gotta-Havmore explains to some passersby about the importance of cheap labor to the financial well-being of Billionaires! She also talks about how our Senate is voting to repeal that horrible Estate Tax (Dynasty Tax) tomorrow since there is absolutely nothing more important for them tackle on their first day back from recess! Wanda Fortune, Avery Damon Penny and Phyll T. Lucre interact with other everyday Americans in the background.

Time for Faux News!

Phyll T. Lucre takes a moment to catch up on Faux News. She created the pig on top of the televison and the basket of money flowers to the left. How very luxe!

This photo and the next by Avery Damon Penny. Thank you, darling!

Billionairesses Convince Another Everyday American!

Zsa Zsa, Wanda Fortune and Ivana Moore-Enmoore convince this everyday American that the Dynasty Tax is as bad a thing for Billionaires as OSHA and the 40 hour work week! Happy Cheap Labor Day!

Hire This Child!

One of the interesting exhibits at the Festival was a working loom from the pre-OSHA days. The screen at the end is a homemade one meant to keep people from being injured! We Billionaires think this child is old enough to start learning how to work such a loom. After all, little fingers are nimble fingers!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore Scolds Dan The Bagel Man!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore gives Dan the Bagel Man a billion dollar bill and a piece of her mind. She thinks it is high time he gets a real job and stops helping the needy! Maybe now that he is a billionaire, he will finally buy a new hat to spiff up his image for his current campaign.

Photo by Avery Damon Penny. I already said thank you, darling!

Hurrican Katrina Relief Efforts

There comes times when one must put aside the top hat and tiara and postpone satire for a time. The huge extent of devastation and suffering caused by Hurricane Katrina and the delayed, inadequate response from FEMA and the federal government has created one of those times.

We shall be donating 20% of our proceeds from this Monday's Bread and Roses Festival action to America's Second Harvest. It is the least we can do.

We urge you to donate as much as you can to hurricane relief. Following is a list of legitimate charities which are helping with relief efforts. Please do what you can to help. Even if all you have is a spare bed for a refugee, you will be helping someone who so desperately needs it.

Wikipedia entry on Hurricane Relief Efforts
http://katrinahelp.info/wiki/index.php/Aid_Agencies
Good general resource.

MoveOn Hurricane Housing
http://www.hurricanehousing.org
Offer or receive emergency housing

Network for Good
http://www.networkforgood.org
Clearinghouse for many non-profits

American Red Cross
http://www.redcross.org/
1-800-HELP NOW (435-7669) English
1-800-257-7575 Spanish
The grand-daddy of relief organizations.

America’s Second Harvest
http://www.secondharvest.org
1-800-344-8070
Distributes food donated by companies.
$100 donation feeds a family of four for two days.

Habitat for Humanity
http://www.habitat.org
Works to build housing for low-income families.

Humane Society of the United States
https://secure.hsus.org/01/disaster_relief_fund_2005?
1-888-259-5431
Helps out animals and their caretakers.