Boston Billionaires Picket Downing Street Memo Forum!

Plucky Ivana Moore-Enmoore defends dear Georgie and his cronies... er... colleagues from an angry liberal in front of Arlington Street Church, where a forum was being held on the Downing Street Memos. The forum was organized by Brookline PeaceWorks, so you know the Billionaires just had to picket it! At the forum, anti-Billionaire speakers such as Barney Frank, John Bonifaz and Gloria Fox discussed the memos and the legalities of our Iraq Acquisition Effort (they didn't think our efforts were very legal at all!). More information about the Downing Street Memos can be found here.

Photo by Bruce Taub of Progressive Democrats of America. Thank you, darling!

Lee Vemhangen Reacts to the Downing Street Memo Revelations!

As he was trained by his governess, Lee Vemhangen sat quietly at the Downing Street Forum (although his loud outfit made up for that!). As the forum went on and the revelations kept coming, even his superior training couldn't help him keep his composure. John Bonifaz even made the argument that our George's authority to start the war was unconstitutional! What will happen to our war profits???!?! What will happen to our investments in legislation??!?!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore Meets Robert Reich!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore meets Former Labor Secretary, Robert Reich, who was guest of honor at a fundraiser held for notorious progressive, Pat Jehlen, who is running for State Senate. Despite their gate-crashing, Pat (center) seems amused by Ivana. Here, Ivana compliments the Secretary for his role in NAFTA and the flourishing of our maquiladoras! Not shown, Ivana scolding Secretary Reich for the Family Medical Leave Act, which has cost our businesses thousands of dollars!

Left to right: Robert Reich, Pat Jehlen, Ivana Moore-Enmoore. All Pat Jehlen fundraiser photos by Calvin (Cal) Ous [www.graveimages.com]. Thank you, darling!

Billionaires + Politicians = A Match Made in Billionaire Heaven!

Avery Damon Penny and Ivana hob-knob with Robert Reich and Pat Jehlen after Ivana successfully bribed them both! If you see either Bob or Pat wearing a Billionaires for Bush button, you have Ivana to thank!

Ivana Exhorts the Crowd to Refrain from Donating to Liberal Politicians!

Ivana addresses the crowd, pleading with them to not donate money to Pat's veddy, veddy liberal campaign and revealing Pat's deep, dark secret....her son is a Billionaire for Bush! That's right! He goes by the name of Warren Profitt and he helped design the original B4B website! So there!

Avery Damon Penny Shows Us How to Buy A Politician!

From left to right:

1.) First hand the mayor (black shorts) the bribe (a B4B Billion dollar bill) hidden inside a leaflet. Then hand his aide (blue print shorts) some innocent-looking literature about the income gap between rich and poor.
2.) Look around for potential witnesses while your cohort distracts other potential witnesses in the background.
3.) While the aide and potential witnesses are still distracted, step in to close the deal with a handshake. Make sure to block the view of the handshake from the camera -- remember, deniability is everything!

Disclaimer: Absolutely NO politicians were actually bribed during this exchange. B4B Billion dollars bills have no monetary value. They have a graphic of Ben Franklin smoking a stogie, but have no monetary value and are therefore worthless as bribes. We certainly hope that the mayor of Somerville has a sense of humor. He did agree with us about the income gap!

Billionaires Attend ArtBeat in Somerville!

ArtBeat is Somerville's annual celebration of the arts held in Davis Square. One of the neat things at the festival was a table of random words painted on blocks of wood from which people could make phrases, sentences and or poetry. Here, Avery Damon Penny is happy to have found some Billionaire-favorable words!

Di Bold Finds Our Favorite Word!

She is dressed as a flapper to show those everyday Americans that the income gap between rich and poor being as large as it's been since the 1920's. And even though Alan Greenspan himself has warned about the destabilizing effects of the income gap, it is all due to the poor education choices made by everyday Americans. So, Billionaires will continue to have a roaring good time!

The Result of Our Labors: Billionaire Poetry!

Other poetry not shown included "go intense greed" and "welcome absolute power". Ah, music to our ears!

Enough Buying of Politicians! Let's Enjoy Our Vast Wealth!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore and Di Bold relax on the comfy couch at the Someday Cafe. It was only later that they realized, to their horror, that the cafe was a hotbed of progressive politics! Those are the last yummy and refreshing iced Moroccan Mint teas they will purchase there! Hmmmmphhh!

Boston Billionaires at Drinking Liberally!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore amuses an everyday American at Drinking Liberally in Cambridge. According to the New York Times, the income gap between rich and poor is the largest it's been since the 1920s. So, Ivana dressed as a flapper to celebrate! Our dear Georgie's efforts on our behalf are bearing fruit, darling!

Hoi Polloi Hang on Avery Damon Penny's Every Word!

Avery amuses the liberals with tales of big game hunting and polo. To the right is the soon-to-be-famous comedian, Baratunde , one of the organizers of the event.

Boston Billionaires Declare Independence on the Fourth of July!

Every year, the mayor reads the Declaration of Independence from the same balcony of the Old State House from which it was read in 1776. This year, Ivana Moore-Enmoore also read the Billionaires' Declaration of Independence from the front of the Old State House. Shall we be on the balcony next year?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that Billionaires are created more equal than non-rich Men and Women, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Vast Wealth --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted above everyday Men and Women, deriving their unjust powers from the consent of the super-rich...".

It was simply stirring, darling! For the full text, go to the Boston Discussion List. If you need to subscribe to the list, click here.

Billionaires Celebrate Nation's Birthday by Dragging Liberty Bell Around South Boston!

Proud Billionaires dragged the Liberty Bell around South Boston for kicks. Here, they inspect a fleet of their warplanes overhead.

Billionaires Reward Enterprising Young Capitalists!

After the reading of the Billionaires Declaration, the Billionaires proceeded to Fort Independence in South Boston for the annual 21-gun salute to the Nation by the USS Constitution. On the way, Avery Damon Penny and Ben DeRuilse reward enterprising young capitalists who were selling lemonade at Carson Beach. Well done, young darlings!

Enough Desecration of Liberty! Let's Enjoy Our Vast Wealth!

Avery Damon Penny and Ben DeRuiles enjoy a picnic on the lawn of Fort Independence. They have pledged their lives and wealth to have it renamed "Fort Independence for Billionaires"!

Billionaires Pay a Visit to a Strange and Wonderful Building!

Billionaires stopped by the new MIT Stata Center designed by Frank Gehry. Who says we don't have culture, darling? More photos here.

Stata Center Causes Unusual Effects!

The eccentric nature of the Stata Center effected the Billionaires in unusual ways. No, I don't know what they are doing, either, and I was there, darling!

Billionaires at the Charles River Yacht Club!

Billionaires leaflet near the Charles River Yacht Club in Cambridge. These brave billionaires, undeterred by the stupified stares of the future leaders of our great nation who were partying on the deck of the club, simply proceeded up the Charles, leafletting and recruiting as they went.