Our Fundraiser at Zsa Zsa Gotta-Havmore's Summer Cabin

Zsa Zsa Gotta-Havmore generously offered her humble summer cabin for our fundraiser now that the servants aired it out and took care of the cobwebs. Here, the foyer is suitably decorated for the occasion. Mmmm....Yummy!

Happy Party-Goers

Avery Damon Penny greets our guests and persuades them to buy our deluxe merchandise.

Ben DeRuilse Entertains the Crowd

Ben DeRuilse sings his newest composition. Those were indeed the days! Fortunately for us, these days are even better...for Billionaires!

Billionaires Burn Our Nation's Most Valuable Documents To Provide Warmth

On this balmy summer night, we burned important documents such as the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Flaming parchment puts out such heat, don't you know, darling!

Lively Discussions Persisted Late Into the Night!

As always seems to happen at even the toniest gatherings, everyone ended up in the kitchen at the end of the evening. Zsa Zsa Gotta-Havmore, our hostess, is on the left.

Billionaires Await Howard Dean to Give Him a Good Talking To!

Governor Dean was attending a DNC fundraiser at the Park Plaza Hotel and spent time last week calling small contributors to thank them for their support of the Democrats. Imagine! Some everyday American donates $25 and gets thanked personally by the chairman of the Democratic National Committee! Dean is far too populist for our rich tastes and we were going to tell him so! However, he dodged us. Better Billionaire luck next time!

Left to right: Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Lee Vemhangen (masquerading as Pluto Kratt!), Ben DeRuilse and Avery Damon Penny. Photo by a kind stranger who didn't know about solar flare! Thank you, darling!

Billionaires at Cambridge's Riverfest!

Lee Vemhangen and Diana (Di) Bold take our new purchase, the Liberty Bell, out for a drag...er...stroll at Riverfest, Cambridge's annual celebration of the arts.

Billionaires Perform Manual Labor In Attempt to Win Fabulous Prizes!

Like a true Billionairess, Di Bold makes a grab for the chalk during the sidewalk chalk art contest!

Billionaires Produce Astounding Work of Art!

The finished product... Sadly, we forgot to bribe the judges, so won no prizes. Let this be a lesson to all who know of our sorry plight!

Proud Billionaires and Their Newest Possession!

Ivana Moore-Enmoore, Lee Vemhangen and Di Bold stand proudly by their newest possession at the end of a long and profitable day! Next, we are going to purchase all the rights to the image of the American flag. After all, liberty was so cheap, we have plenty of cash left over!